One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
Believe it or not
Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”
Some things that should be acceptable by now:
- Girls having sleepovers with boys.
- Female nipples showing.
- Marriage equality and equality in general.
- Doing what you want with your body.
- Wearing what you want,
- Kinder eggs in America.
For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people
well they should anyway
*watches The Imitation Game trailer for the 37548th time*
i understand this post on a spiritual level
the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble
or diamonds, or like break into a mall and shop til u drop, get a new wardrobe, get that Maserati you always wanted, rob a bank and take billions so ur set for life…Murder??? SERIOUSLY???
me: *looks at favorite characters* *wipes away tears* you deserved so much better
#I JUST #WHY DOESN’T ISAAC MENTION HER #EVER #’CAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE HE FUCKIN MISSES HER #THEY BOTH SUFFERED YEARS OF CRUELTY AND TORMENT AND FOUND KINDRED SPIRITS IN EACH OTHER #TOOK FULL ADVANTAGE OF THEIR NEW STRENGTH TOGETHER #GOT BACK AT EVERYONE WHO IGNORED OR HURT THEM /TOGETHER/ #AND THEY GOT EACH OTHER #WE ONLY SAW THEM VERBALLY COMMUNICATE LIKE ONCE?? #WHEN THEY KNEW JACKSON WAS LISTENING SO THEY FUCKED WITH HIM #99.9% OF THEIR COMMUNICATION WAS THROUGH BODY LANGUAGE AND LOOKS #AND THAT’S SOME DEEP SHIT #VERY FEW RELATIONSHIPS GET TO THAT LEVEL #SO FUCKING TELL ME #WHY WE AREN’T SEEING ISAAC MOURN (via queerstiles)
i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home
this is the most relevant thing I have ever read
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
also, let’s talk about alfredo llamosa
this is a man who climbed his way out of addiction and crime, who turned around and got a job testing security for the same people he once stole from. He knows how he appears to the rest of the world—the urban car-jacker, ghetto street-junkie, the one whose gaze you’d avoid in an elevator. “Guess it’s because I’m quiet,” he deadpans to Joan.
But like Sherlock, he turns the way he dresses, the way he acts, into a weapon. You might avoid his gaze in an elevator, but to the car barons who solicit his knowledge? There’s no ignoring the black kid from the wrong part of Brooklyn.
Unlike Sherlock though—or even Joan, for that matter—Alfredo seems to have found his center. He knows who he is and where he stands. He’s struggled for it, he’s fought for it, but now he’s in a firm spot amid the chaos. And he knows that from there, he can move the world.
motherfucking alfredo llamosa
Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank
Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!
This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement
i’m feeling sick
no no no no